Monday, July 2, 2018

Top 10 Things Wrong with The Last Jedi

10. Rose was a poorly designed and implemented which rendered her pointless but I don't hate Kelly Marie Tran in fact I think she's adorable and did a great job with what she was given so she doesn't deserve the hate she has behave by actual toxic fanboys.

9. Admiral Holdo was horribly designed, horribly implemented, and pointlessly sacrificed which was intended to make me sad for her loss but instead I was glad she was gone for good lol

8. Finn was just comic relief when he could've been so much more then the bumbling idiot he was and what few badass scenes he had were rendered pointless but at least the "Rebel scum" line was epic so he's not a total loss

7. Rey is so overpowered yet so underutilized she fails at being a Mary Sue nothing she has is earned yet she's supposed to be the new Luke Skywalker

6. Leia Mary Poppinsing her way out of certain death was so lame and stupid I'm at a loss for words I'm sorry to say this but she should've died in that scene and I'll explain why this point is so important later

5. Kylo Ren is the real toxic fanboy here he's also a lame asfuq thicc boi and he should've pulled the trigger instead of being put on a pointless redemption arc which *spoiler alert* he betrays the arc he was put on and became the new evil leader as soon as he had the chance

4. Supreme Leader Snoke was pointless he had so much potential but was killed in the dumbest way possible when he could've been so much more and maybe even outdo Palpatine as the coolest evil emperor ever

3. The Battle of Crate was utterly pointless mainly because of all the pointless stupidity and forced comedy that led up to this point

2. Luke Skywalker was fundamentally mishandled he was the hero that stood down the two most powerful Sith lords and force users in general in the entire galaxy and turned Darth Vader to the light side yet when it came to Ben Solo he freaked out and somehow Ben became Kylo which is still largely unexplored or even just explained much

1. The Battle of D'Qar truly pisses me off like OMG Leia was in charge and Poe should have just attacked and disabled those oversized bombardment cannons so the base could've been evac'd and the fleet could jump away but also the FO fighter screen should've been scrambled immediately even before got within their sensor range and don't get me started on those bullshit bombers those hunks of junk were too damn big Y-wings or B-wings or even K-wings could've been much more tactically advantageous then those moronfortresses

I could go on and on and make this a top 100 but this is all I can stand for now lol thanks for reading