Wednesday, May 4, 2016

A Message To Game Publishers

Okay you big idiots listen up! I'm sick of all the cash grabbing pieces of shit you morons are cranking out like a butch of money hungry zombies.

I'm here to tell you stop that stupid bullshit and tell you how to do it right! First of all a triple A title is a huge investment and should be treated with respect and releasing a half built piece of shit like Star Trek for example is both disrespectful to that game's legacy and disrespectful to us because we expect that if you slap a name like Star Trek or Star Wars for that matter that it should be playable and not a piece of garbage you package up in a pretty bow.

Second unless it's practically a second game's worth of content like in the old days don't give us useless DLC and expect us to pay a fortune for season passes!

Third and finally give developers the time and tools they need to make the games you so desperately wanna sell good again because if you do then you have my permission to rape my wallet!

@Konami @SEGA @Activision @Disney @Blizzard_Ent @EA

Sunday, May 1, 2016

The Future Of Gaming

Okay opinion/prediction time!

I feel the age of the gaming console and handheld is dead and the age of digital distribution is upon us. With the advent of Steam, GOG, and other indie platforms have proven that digital distribution is the way of the future I feel that Xbox should just think outside the box lol and go back to fully embracing the PC Master Race because let's face it PCs are in every home.

Let's also face it a year or two after launch consoles are already obsolete by new PCs and I'd rather buy a new PC every five or ten years than buy a console because PCs can do way more then consoles ever could we even have emulators to play older console games that we totally didn't get from a website between visits to Pornhub.

Thanks to the widening availability of the internet and computing power skyrocketing have made consoles largely a living fossil because back in the 1980s gaming went from large arcade machines to woodgrain thingamajigs you plug into your equally wood grain giant TVs with sadly tiny screens. I truly think Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony should just give up and join the PC Master Race and compete with the likes of Steam and GOG and more competition means the consumer benefits as well as keeping costs down for developers.

I'd love to see Nintendo, PlayStation, and Xbox desktop applications. That brings me to handhelds and with the advent of smart devices running on Android and iOS operating systems providing so much versatility compared to handhelds and often more power but that's analogous to consoles and computers. I'd love to see a Nintendo or PlayStation smartphone with their own OS' or maybe just Android and iOS apps. As for peripherals like controllers they can still make unique plug and play devices to use on their games.

Oh and I also forgot the indie console craze that totally failed I have a MOJO and I barely use it lol.

Gamers and developers and even publishers can only benefit from going all digital and officially ending the console era.

Thank you so much for reading. I hope to start a discussion and see more ideas about the future of gaming.