You know fat guys like me are all superheroes right? Our universal battlecry is "I... Have... The... Power... to... De...vour!!!!! You know if there's a situation where the only way to save countless numbers of innocent lives we will be there thinking "I was born for this very moment!" And then we'll say "stand back citizens! I'll need a chair, a napkin, and an ice cold beer easy on the head!". So remember whenever you see a big fat guy you're looking at a real life superhero!
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