Q. Hey are you and him related
A. Who am I being related to? And in what sense?
Q. SCP-087-B and the crooked man? LOL
A. That information is confidential. We entities of the Foundation are tight-lipped about our collusion.
Q. What about slendy? :D
A. He's not of the Foundation. We've caught him trying to come the support groups on Wednesdays. It's sad, really. He can't really be a part of the support group if he's not going to speak about his problems.
Q. Man I hear he's got big problems, I think he drinks LOL
A. Oh, no. Complete fiction. He has no mouth; it's impossible.
Q. I was doing some research and I found he does drink ... but not with his mouth you see he takes a straw and puts it in his butt! LOL
A. Well, that would make sense... he does have tentacles. That's another reason why he isn't allowed in the support group. We like to keep it mature.
Q. Does he keep making those rabbit ears behind peoples heads with his tentacles? LOL
A. Not sure. We don't have much contact with him outside of stopping him from entering the building.
Q. How Do you do that I'd love to know he keeps coming here in his girlscout uniform and tries to sell me his cookies?
A. Usually he enters the stairway, and I'm waiting there, all like...
Q. WOW Monster Fight! Man I'd pay to see that! :)
A. Not worth it, sir. I'd win easily. Slendy's got the forest; I've got an endless stairwell.
WARNING SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL!
Q. Hey I read the article on you what where you doing when the foundation was sending D-Class morons down those stair?
A. Ah, yes. Those... entrants. One of them never made it back.
Q. Yeah that woman I think what did you do to her?
A. I gave her some exercise and made her continue down the stairwell. Eventually, she disappeared into the darkness. Is she alive? Maybe. Is she scared? Hm... she did have a nice camera, though.
Q.YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER DOWN THERE! holy crap! yeah why do you stare into those cameras and freak everybody out?
A. Well, to be fair, I only stared into one camera. With the other expeditions, I simply stared at the D-Class adventurers. They turned around and fled the scene. A wise choice, considering they have no idea in what I'm capable of doing.
Q. I still say it would be fun to watch you two fight ... or at least go to Starbucks and have some coffee and freak people out LOL
A. Is that left one supposed to be me? That is a bad likeness. Must be my brother.Q. Wait What?
A. This is me. Notice my ethereal form, the long outstretched fingers, and most of all...
I am the true sense of unexpected fear, that which creeps upon your shoulders and makes the hairs on your neck rise. When you're in my domain, you're already mine.
HOLY BALLS!
Q. Is it you when people play that SCP-087-B game? are you playing back?
SHUT UP SLENDY I DON"T WANT YOUR COOKIES!
A. Oh, hohononononono... you want me? Play the original game, the true SCP-087. Would like... a link?
Q. hkludvnsvgshjrfvjfvefngvbdtrgjknrbfvaiebgugvbfge;rifub
I LOST MY SHIT FOR A MOMENT LOL
A. Your lasers won't work in my domain. Come on. I'm sure you'll find me... eventually...
Q. Now I'm just wondering how does your domain work are those going down the stairs unwittingly going though wormhole after wormhole or just going down to hell?
A. Well, the stairs never end. You're done going downward when I decide to come after you, and trust me - you'll know when I'm coming... or, maybe, you won't... I've caused many to go insane. You wouldn't be the first, and you most definitely won't be the last.
Q. Yeah well I won't be because the foundation blocked the entrance LOL
A. Ah, I see. I don't know what lies beyond my domain. All I know is that my domain is endless and that, as soon as you enter, you are mine. If you are too scared, I understand. If not...
Q. So what your saying is your domain is like a part of you I guess?
A. Oh, no. I simply reside inside it. The stairwell, I theorize, is a psychological metaphor for your mind and the descent into insanity and, when you can't take it anymore, I will wait for you at the end and grip you tightly, leading you.
WHAT FOLLOWS IS MY PROOF THAT I HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS :)
Q. This is cool I feel like I'm doing an interview, hey do you mind if I copy this for something I can't say without getting in trouble but I'll private you about it? :)
A. Hm... depends on what you plan to use it for. I don't want to misled and then have to place you in my domain.
Q. Don't worry if you don't approve my request I won't :)
A. I'll allow it.
Q. Cool Beans! Thanks :)
A. No problem.
THAT CONCLUDES MY INTERVIEW WITH SCP-087-B THANK YOU FOR READING :)
AND THANKS AGAIN MY FRIEND! 8(\\\)
*ALL FULLY CAPITALIZED TEXT ARE NOT PART OF THE INTERVIEW*
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