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Top 10 Things Wrong with The Last Jedi

10. Rose was a poorly designed and implemented which rendered her pointless but I don't hate Kelly Marie Tran in fact I think she's adorable and did a great job with what she was given so she doesn't deserve the hate she has behave by actual toxic fanboys.

9. Admiral Holdo was horribly designed, horribly implemented, and pointlessly sacrificed which was intended to make me sad for her loss but instead I was glad she was gone for good lol

8. Finn was just comic relief when he could've been so much more then the bumbling idiot he was and what few badass scenes he had were rendered pointless but at least the "Rebel scum" line was epic so he's not a total loss

7. Rey is so overpowered yet so underutilized she fails at being a Mary Sue nothing she has is earned yet she's supposed to be the new Luke Skywalker

6. Leia Mary Poppinsing her way out of certain death was so lame and stupid I'm at a loss for words I'm sorry to say this but she should've died in that scene and I'll explain why this point is so important later

5. Kylo Ren is the real toxic fanboy here he's also a lame asfuq thicc boi and he should've pulled the trigger instead of being put on a pointless redemption arc which *spoiler alert* he betrays the arc he was put on and became the new evil leader as soon as he had the chance

4. Supreme Leader Snoke was pointless he had so much potential but was killed in the dumbest way possible when he could've been so much more and maybe even outdo Palpatine as the coolest evil emperor ever

3. The Battle of Crate was utterly pointless mainly because of all the pointless stupidity and forced comedy that led up to this point

2. Luke Skywalker was fundamentally mishandled he was the hero that stood down the two most powerful Sith lords and force users in general in the entire galaxy and turned Darth Vader to the light side yet when it came to Ben Solo he freaked out and somehow Ben became Kylo which is still largely unexplored or even just explained much

1. The Battle of D'Qar truly pisses me off like OMG Leia was in charge and Poe should have just attacked and disabled those oversized bombardment cannons so the base could've been evac'd and the fleet could jump away but also the FO fighter screen should've been scrambled immediately even before got within their sensor range and don't get me started on those bullshit bombers those hunks of junk were too damn big Y-wings or B-wings or even K-wings could've been much more tactically advantageous then those moronfortresses

I could go on and on and make this a top 100 but this is all I can stand for now lol thanks for reading   

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Because of YouTube's broken monetization system and all the advertiser friendliness BS I am now seeking sponsorships to help support my gaming channel so I can continue to make let's plays and indie game developer interviews which I am very excited to make but it's very difficult to keep making videos for practically nothing from Google.

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I’m Too Upset... I'm Mad. I Can't Hold This In!

Okay, I’m trying to sleep when this one issue is torturing my very fucking soul!

Now that Star Trek Online has made its console debut on the PS4 my mind drifts away from intense happiness towards soul crushing sadness...

I’m always thinking about the things I love on a daily basis but I’ve been deprived of something because of someone else’s greed. I’m talking about motherfucking Star Wars goddamn Battlefront piece of shit “EA” and Yes I’m Still Fucking Salty About This!!!

I’ve been a gamer all my life and as long as I can remember I’ve been playing Star Wars games or at least trying too anyway.

I’ve always had a Star Wars game to play: on the SNES I had the Super Star Wars trilogy, on the Nintendo 64 I had Rogue Squadron, on the Gamecube I had both Rogue Leader and Rebel Strike oh and side note the Rogue Squadron series is the main reason I got an N64 and an NGC to begin with but anyway on the PlayStation I had The Phantom Menace for what it’s worth, not to mention the X-wing and Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series’ and a few other games for PC I had but then came the PS2 and Battlefront I was so happy I could jizz out of my eye holes! And after that, things kept looking up with Battlefront II and on the PS3 the total awesomeness that was The Force Unleashed on the PS3 and the kinda okay but still awesome totally standalone DLC before it was cool that was The Force Unleashed II which suffers from the same problem as Battlefront EA.

So as you can see Star Wars in some form or another has been a part of my gaming experience for a long time now and like I said before I feel deprived of that now thanks to the fuckfest of suckage that is Star Wars Battlefront “EA” and no wonder it was never called Battlefront III  because even the developers knew this game didn’t even deserve the name Battlefront much less to carry the weight of its predecessors on its obviously broken shoulders. I would say that Battlefront EA is the No Man’s Sky of the franchise or even of all Star Wars games as a whole but at least No Man’s Sky is at worst an okay game certainly not what that little lying shithead Sean Murray said we were buying at full triple A price but still a mediocre indie game.

So yeah even No Man’s Sky is at least worth keeping in your library for what it is and hopefully, some of the more rage-inducing flaws get patched up but I’m digressing when I need to be sidequesting.

My point about why I hate Star Wars Battlefront “EA” so much is because like with what happened with Sean Murray we were promised the Battlefront experience for this generation of consoles, we were promised amazing gameplay, and we were promised the fun of having a Star Wars title for our PS4′s that we could be proud of and you wanna know what I was expecting? Worst case scenario we’d get a clone of Battlefield with a Star Wars coat of paint which would’ve made me cum bucket loads right there and best case scenario the best damn Star Wars game of my life.

Wanna know what we got instead? A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

A Piece of shit that was half built and half broken and nigh unplayable. I honestly played offline for over an hour and there was absolutely nothing compelling me to create an Origin account to play online.

Oh and don't get me started on fucking Origin piece of shit!

I hate this damn game so fucking much that I and my brother brought our copies to GameStop and got what money we could for them and it wasn’t much big surprise!

Disney, I can’t believe you’re letting Star Trek beat you like this! at least give me The Old Republic on PS4 or maybe actually make something I mean just before you got your greedy mouse mitts on the franchise Lucasarts were making Star Wars Attack Squadron which was being touted as the next X-wing game and I Fucking Love X-wing Games!!!

I am seriously disappointed and sorely disgusted with publishers thinking they can scam us with full priced half games and developers lying about features that don’t even exist in the games!

I feel much better now thank you so much for reading this little rant. 

Sincerely, 

Arales Bloodmoon

Quick Announcement

Okay, my current season of let’s play videos will be ending on September 22nd there will be unreleased videos that will be released as the forerunner of the next season to help even things out. I’m doing things differently this time I’m recording not just the next season but the next three seasons back to back then I’m gonna edit them and then I’m gonna upload them and finally I’m gonna schedule them and they should start premiering January 1st of 2017 so in a few months. Thanks for all the support and encouragement from you guys it’s been amazing!

Been A While

Well folks it's been a rough couple of months but I've been working very hard as much as possible on producing videos for my gaming channel(Arales Jump) on YouTube as well as planning the future development of new projects beginning next year so I am very excited.

I'm not announcing anything yet but I am so excited about what I'm planning so stay tuned.

Lately for now I'll keep you guys updated here as things develop.

Concerning Warcraft

Okay I recently tweeted at Blizzard Entertainment about why the original two Warcraft games aren't available on their storefront at Battle.net and they tweeted back basically saying that it's "unfortunate" but III is on there and no that's not good enough for me.

I mean they've got World of Warcraft and its latest expansion coming out, Overwatch too and I just recently saw the Warcraft movie yesterday as of writing this and I loved it! But anyhoo they still have Diablo I and II, StarCraft, and Warcraft III in their Classics section but why is Warcraft I and II left to abandonware they should've rereleased the first two games to prepare the fans of this beloved franchise for the movie we've all been waiting for.

If I was working at Blizzard this would be my vision for not just a rerelease but a total remaster of both games: both games would be rebuild together as Warcraft The Beginning. This would include six campaigns(two from Orcs and Humans, two from Tides of Darkness, and two from Beyond the Dark Portal) and include all new cinematic sequences that Blizzard is famous for. Keep the gameplay the same as the originals but maybe make it in 2.5D graphics maybe even on par with Warcraft III but still keeping the topdown camera making this idea a prequel to III. Going back to graphics for a moment give the player the option of choosing to play the game in all three styles(I, II, & TB) and also making this available on PC, console, and mobile too.

Anyway these are my thoughts on what Blizzard should do with their games and what I'd do if I was there.

I hope you enjoyed reading and please make your opinion known down below I look forward to reading your comments.

Arales Bloodmoon Out!

A Message To Game Publishers

Okay you big idiots listen up! I'm sick of all the cash grabbing pieces of shit you morons are cranking out like a butch of money hungry zombies.

I'm here to tell you stop that stupid bullshit and tell you how to do it right! First of all a triple A title is a huge investment and should be treated with respect and releasing a half built piece of shit like Star Trek for example is both disrespectful to that game's legacy and disrespectful to us because we expect that if you slap a name like Star Trek or Star Wars for that matter that it should be playable and not a piece of garbage you package up in a pretty bow.

Second unless it's practically a second game's worth of content like in the old days don't give us useless DLC and expect us to pay a fortune for season passes!

Third and finally give developers the time and tools they need to make the games you so desperately wanna sell good again because if you do then you have my permission to rape my wallet!

@Konami @SEGA @Activision @Disney @Blizzard_Ent @EA

The Future Of Gaming

Okay opinion/prediction time!

I feel the age of the gaming console and handheld is dead and the age of digital distribution is upon us. With the advent of Steam, GOG, and other indie platforms have proven that digital distribution is the way of the future I feel that Xbox should just think outside the box lol and go back to fully embracing the PC Master Race because let's face it PCs are in every home.

Let's also face it a year or two after launch consoles are already obsolete by new PCs and I'd rather buy a new PC every five or ten years than buy a console because PCs can do way more then consoles ever could we even have emulators to play older console games that we totally didn't get from a website between visits to Pornhub.

Thanks to the widening availability of the internet and computing power skyrocketing have made consoles largely a living fossil because back in the 1980s gaming went from large arcade machines to woodgrain thingamajigs you plug into your equally wood grain giant TVs with sadly tiny screens. I truly think Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony should just give up and join the PC Master Race and compete with the likes of Steam and GOG and more competition means the consumer benefits as well as keeping costs down for developers.

I'd love to see Nintendo, PlayStation, and Xbox desktop applications. That brings me to handhelds and with the advent of smart devices running on Android and iOS operating systems providing so much versatility compared to handhelds and often more power but that's analogous to consoles and computers. I'd love to see a Nintendo or PlayStation smartphone with their own OS' or maybe just Android and iOS apps. As for peripherals like controllers they can still make unique plug and play devices to use on their games.

Oh and I also forgot the indie console craze that totally failed I have a MOJO and I barely use it lol.

Gamers and developers and even publishers can only benefit from going all digital and officially ending the console era.

Thank you so much for reading. I hope to start a discussion and see more ideas about the future of gaming.

Marvel's Captain America Civil War First Trailer

Okay just saw this and it was tight I loved this trailer and I'm so excited to see how this film turns out!

https://youtu.be/uVdV-lxRPFo

I'm retiring...

I've recently announced on Twitter that I'm retiring from YouTube because no one is watching my videos and my mother health is getting worse and requires more of my energies toward her and just like all my other hope and dream I've cared about I must abandon this one as well and with that said I'm also abandoning this blog as well since I have nothing interesting to say anyway

Cinematic Universus LOL

Okay we all know Marvel Studios has had epic jizz worthy success with their MCU(Marvel Cinematic Universe) thanks to the Avengers films(I came twice) and DC is launching theirs off of Man of Steel(I'm harder than that) but now Universal Pictures is building a cinematic universe off of Dracula Untold(Love that movie) with their next film Victor Frankenstein and upcoming mummy, wolfman, and Creature from the Black Lagoon reboots and finally to add to all this cinematic craziness Nintendo is going to make films maybe even a cinematic universe(because why not) of their properties and I have one thing to say about all of this... SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

STO Light Cruiser

Light Cruiser:

Rank: Lieutenant
Tier: 1
Type: Cruiser
Hull: 10,000
Standard Shields: 2,500
Shield Modifier: 1
Weapons: Fore: 2; Aft: 1 can equip dual cannons.
Crew: 200
Bridge Officers: 1 Ensign Tactical, 1 Ensign Engineering, and 1 Ensign Science
Device Slots: 2
Consoles: Tactical: 1; Engineering: 1; Science: 1
Turn Rate: 11.4
Impulse Modifier: 0.20
Inertia rating: 50
Cost: 8,000(Dilithium)

This article is about the playable ship. For the NPC vessel see Federation Frigate.

The Federation Light Cruiser is a Lieutenant (Tier 1) level cruiser and the first starship that players of the Federation faction have access to. New players are given command of a Light Cruiser on completion of the tutorial. Since Season 6 they can also be purchased for 8,000(Dilithium).

Although a very basic ship, the Light Cruiser is versatile and maneuverable, having the highest turn-rate of any Federation cruiser. It is also one of three Federation cruisers able to equip Dual Cannons.

Variants

Miranda class

The Miranda class starship has been in service since at least 2285. The version available in Star Trek Online is of the Reliant subtype (with a "rollbar" atop the saucer housing the photon torpedo launcher and main deflector). There are other Miranda variants in Star Trek canon, such as the Lantree configuration (lacking the rollbar) and the Saratoga configuration (also without the rollbar, but with additional sensor pods on the sides of the hull). Neither of them can currently be created through ship customization.

Centaur class

The Centaur class is based on the Excelsior class, built in the 2370s from salvaged components in response to the Dominion threat. It has a main saucer section with two aft nacelles at the end of its down-swept pylons. Out of the three sub-types for the Light Cruiser, it is arguably the one that mostly resembles a Cruiser style ship.

ShiKahr class

The ShiKahr class is similar to the Miranda in appearance though it sports a bulkier hull design. The class is most likely named after the Vulcan city ShiKahr.

Performance
While the light cruisers lack the distinguishing features of cruisers, escorts, and science vessels, they combine certain elements of those classes, and can be customized to fill whichever role the captain desires. For example, they can mount dual cannons, a feature of escort ships which does not carry over to the higher tiers of cruiser types (with the exception of the Federation Dreadnought Cruiser and Avenger Battle Cruiser).

Early on in the game, the overall equipment on board a ship (such as consoles and devices) have little influence on how the ship performs - it is the Bridge Officers' powers and player skill that best determines how well a ship will perform. Different styles of weapons (Beam Arrays, Turrets, Torpedos or Mine Launchers) create different tactics between players.

Taken from: http://sto.gamepedia.com/Light_Cruiser

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Miranda-Class Federation Starship

Miranda-class Federation Starship

Leader: USS Miranda NCC-1800

Size: 233 meters

Type: medium cruiser(23rd century standards)/heavy frigate(early 25th century standards)

Introduction: 2260s(prototype models), 2270s(service models)

Authority: Starfleet Command, United Federation of Planets

Propulsion: superluminal: 2 nacelle units(warp(old scale) 5(cruise), 6(Maximum), later warp(new scale) 7(cruise), 8(Maximum); subluminal: 2 Impulse units; reaction control: 4 primary, 2 nacelle

Armaments: 6(3 dorsal(1 fore, 1 port, 1 starboard), 3 ventral(1 fore, 1 port, 1 starboard)) phaser banks(2 emitters each), 2 ventral aft phaser emitters, 2 dorsal aft phaser emitters(without rollbar), 4(2 fore, 2 aft) phaser cannons(with rollbar), 4(2 fore, 2 aft) torpedo tubes(with rollbar)

Role(s): science vessel, supply transport, patrol ship, training cruiser(25th century standards)

Construction: San Fransisco Shipyards, Earth orbit(early development); 40 Eridani A Starfleet Construction Yards, Vulcan orbit(later service)

Facilities: transporters: 4 personnel, 2 cargo, 2 evacuation; shuttle bays: 2 standard; labs: depends on configuration; cargo bays; depends on configuration

Compliments: 200 crew, 500 evac limit; 72 torpedoes and 24 probes(with rollbar); 12 shuttles, 4 work bees; 24 twelve person, 8 ten person, and 4 twenty-four person escape pods; tractor emitters 6(towing), 4(recovery)

For more info visit: http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Miranda_class

Thank you for visiting and I hope you enjoyed!

The Prime Alternative

USS Enterprise(The Prime Alternative)

Christening: USS(United StarShip) Enterprise

Registry: Naval Construction Contract: NCC-1701

Class: Constitution

Type: heavy cruiser(mid-23rd century standards)

Role: long-range explorer, multi-mission flagship, front-line patrol

Construction: 2243-2245, San Fransisco Shipyards, Earth orbit, Sol System, Alpha/Beta Quadrants

Commissioning: 2245, San Fransisco Shipyards, Earth orbit, Sol System, Alpha/Beta Quadrants

Leader: USS Constitution NCC-1700

Owner: United Federation of Planets

Operator: Starfleet Command

Commander(s): Robert April, Christopher Pike, James T Kirk

For more please visit: http://www.madshipyard.com/ThePrimeAlternative/index.htm

More info here: http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(NCC-1701)

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

How many tears does it take?

Day 1:
I'm halfway through my first day without her... I can't stop crying. I've never been happier then when I was with my Sweetheart but now she's not mine... All I ever wanted was to make her happy but the only way I can do that is to let her go.

How many tears does it take to mend a broken heart?

I will always love you...

Day 2.
Well I'm feeling so much better than yesterday but I have a feeling it'll be peaks and valleys for a while until the pain starts to really diminish.

I miss you, Sweetheart.

Day 3.
Well I had one more conversation with her and it was just awful. We fought which is not what I wanted but I very rarely get that. I guess my mom was right that there is no such thing as true love.

I should've listened to you, mom...

Day 4.
I got back in contact with her again but it only ended with disaster. I gave her what I think she wanted I drove her even further away so she can be free of me but is that what she really wanted? Questions in my mind keep popping up, should I have fought for us? Should I have held onto her? Should I have been selfish for once in my god damn life? I don't know anymore...

God please help take this pain away? :'(

Day 6.
It's starting to finally sink in... She's gone and she's never coming back... All my efforts to keep her happy make her feel loved and adored by me over the two years we were together are all for nothing like none of it mattered to her... Like I never mattered to her.

My heart is thoroughly destroyed and I don't have it in me to love again...

Day 9.
I've come to realize that no matter what decision she made she'd end up in pain because of me... She could either stay with a man she's not inlove with anymore and be unhappy or break up with him knowing how much he loves her and how heart broken he'll be... Either way because of me she's hurt no matter what and I never wanted that I only wanted to make her happy. I wish I never existed so she never would've met me!

For the first time in my life I regret being born...

Day 12

I haven't felt this alone before in my life my friends have helped me so much and they're always there for me but I miss and need that depth that I had with her it wasn't about sex or looks we had a deep connection we were so compatible and now she's changed and I don't know her anymore and that saddens me terribly...

I miss my Sweetheart...

Day 15:
I've lost two great friends recently because they had feelings for me and the circumstances and differences are quite complicated but to put it simply they wanted more and I couldn't give it to them and they couldn't handle my rejection and I couldn't handle their drama so I'm not speaking to either of them anymore.

Why did she have to leave me?

I'm sick of feeling this way! I'm sick of wanting what I had and can't have anymore! I'm sick of feeling empty inside! I'm fucking sick of knowing that she's not attracted to me anymore and that she doesn't love me when she was the one that made me love her to begin with! I hate this feeling and I wish it would just go away so I can live my life again!!!

Day 16:
It's hard knowing that she'll only think of me as just one of her mistakes and that what we had meant nothing to her... I was such a fool to think she actually loved me when all she ever did was use me just like all the others.

Day 28:
Well today I found out she has a new boyfriend and I'm both happy for her and devastated at the same time. My mind is racing thinking about everything and I can't stop it I need it to stop and leave me alone! Why did she do this to me?

Day 121:
It's been quite a while since I updated this log and so much and so little has happened and changed so I won't bore you with details I'm just still dealing with this pain and "She" doesn't have a place in my heart anymore I'm happy to say because she was nothing but poison to it and a horrible girlfriend TBH I put so much work into the relationship and then she left so I'm done caring about her.